Two Bland Gays
A SPICY podcast hosted by Kevin Murray + Justin Paul. Get the Bland take on life as The Gays discuss current events, pop culture, Drag Race, embarrassing personal tales, give advice + more! Follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays
Episodes
82 episodes
TBG #78 - A Kiki with Yvie Oddly
This week The Gays are joined by none other than Winner of RuPauls Drag Race season 11 - Yvie Oddly! This week we kiki with Yvie over their new book 'All About Yvie: Into the Oddity' available June 19...
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Episode 78
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57:25
TBG #77 - Doing Death Drops on Dimetapp
This week The Gays take it to church. Jesus comes back to life apparently, Kevin gets confirmed as gay and Justin accidentally death drops in his crocs. Justin and Kevin discuss Beyonce's new country album, their thoughts on covering songs and ...
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Episode 77
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1:14:20
TBG #76 - Sweet Melodies with Carl Pariso
This week, it's all about the music! The Gays are joined by musician (& pal of Justin) Carl Pariso to talk all about the music industry, his upcoming album 'Level 30' and his upcoming show at the Rockwood Music Hall in New York!Ju...
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Episode 76
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1:07:17
TBG #75 - Reggie Rocket Goes All the Way on the First Date
This week the Gays talk about Aldi's grocery stores and the employee's piss poor attitude, the power of a Girl Scout Cookie, Justin's experiences as a Boy Scout and learning about sex while role playing at Reggie Rocket from Rocket Power.Ke...
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Episode 75
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1:24:48
TBG #74 - The Good, The Bad & The Dateless
Everybody say LOVE! 💖 This week The Gays celebrate Valentine's Day together! Justin helps Kevin find a soulmate, Kevin flirts with his Dad's ex-boyfriend, and Justin pens a letter to Jen Shah while Kevin contemplates writing a love letter to a ...
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Episode 74
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1:12:42
TBG #73 - Conchita Le Peugh & the Belching Blue Lesbian
This week the Gays return from a restful & relaxing vacation and....nothing has changed. Justin gets a new job, Kevin sends an embarrassing photo to a cute boy, Gypsy Rose Blanchard becomes a free murderer and Justin wants to plant a smooch...
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Episode 73
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57:24
TBG #72 - A Big Gay Getaway
This week The Gays are getting away! Justin and Kevin answer your questions about Kelly Clarkson, the Best and Worst Gift they've ever given/received, Kevin asks Justin about going on a naked game show and Justin calls out racism and homophobia...
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Episode 72
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1:16:26
TBG #71 - Tess Tickles and the Jingle Ball Bonanza
Oh by gosh by golly, these gays have had a rough week and they're falling apart! This week the Gays get real about getting older, Kevins balls, Justin has a kidney stone and Kevin pulls a muscle again while stretching. Justin and Kevin ...
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Episode 71
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57:27
TBG #70 - We're Bootin', Tootin + Poopin'
This week the gays talk Spotify Wrapped, Kevin shares his most embarrassing artist in his top artists and apologies for some bold claims he made a few weeks ago and Justin talks Taylor Swifts rude move into everyone's top artist this year. Just...
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Episode 70
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55:55
TBG #69 - We're Cheetah Girls, Cheetah Sisters
This week the Gays talk about their lack of understanding of technology and the episode that never was from the week before. Justin gets festive with new Hallmark Holiday Movies, Kevin makes his first trip to Cracker Barrel and Candice Cameron ...
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Episode 69
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57:48
TBG #68 - It's a Hard Knock Life for These Loverboys
This week the Gays sample a new hard tea pack by the brand Loverboy! (We recommend listening before buying...) Kevin and Justin talk reality TV, the Golde Bachelor, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and what their show names would be. Th...
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Episode 68
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1:05:17
TBG #67 - Kevin Finds his Knight in Shining Armor
This week the Gays are Homo for the HoliGays! Halloween is over and we’re ready to deck the halls and get ready for winter. The Gays discuss Holiday movies, Soups, sickness, showers & crack some seltzers.Kevin shares intimate detail...
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Season 1
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Episode 67
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1:14:21
TBG #66 - Cheers to Three Years with These Queers
It's a Halloween Miracle! The Two Bland Gays are back to celebrate Halloween and their 3 year podcast anniversary together!This week the Gays take a page out of their own book and answer more questions to help you get to know them, thre...
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Season 1
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Episode 66
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1:02:10
TBG #65 - Lauren BeetleBert and the Golden Corral Chocolate Fountain
This week the Gays recover from a dramatic computer crash and episode loss. Kevin indulges in childhood buffet memories, Justin quizzes Kevin on Theater trivia, and they share their clear love and devotion to Jimmy Buffet. The Gays give Lauren ...
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Episode 65
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54:08
TBG #64 - Vanessa Hudgens & the Tale of Bloody Antlers McGee
This week the Bland Gays flash back to the 90s & 2000s as they talk High School Musical actors, smooch-able teen crushes from Disney Channel, fun Nintendo games from the 90s and reminisce on fun snacks & drinks from the early 2000s....
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Episode 64
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1:15:53
TBG #63 - Justin & Kevin Deliver a Molly Wopping
This week Kevin and Justin get real with the woke agenda and who they want to hit with a folding chair. The gays discuss must-have coffee brands, McDonalds poor gay favorites, thoughts on the Barbie movie and Kevin moves and becomes a beach bum...
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Episode 63
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1:13:05
TBG #62 - Kevin Gets Robbed by Party City
This week Kevin and Justin reunite from a Pride Month vacation! The Gays catch up on what they've been doing since they last recorded. Justin becomes a water girlie, Kevin gets sexually harassed by a fish, no one celebrates America's independen...
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Episode 62
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1:06:52
TBG #61 - Pride Red Flags
Happy Pride, you Gays! This week Kevin and Justin talk Pride Month, Red Flags and objectifying the masses!This weeks sponsored cocktail is a ' 'Simple Rainbow' vodka cocktail - Thank you to Jake V. from New York for sponsoring...
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Episode 61
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56:13
TBG #60 - Would You Rather?
This week Justin and Kevin play an informative game of 'Would You Rather?' with each other. Justin poorly wipes DeSantis' ass, Kevin gets physical with Michael B. Jordan, the gays bond over AppleBees Dollar-ritas and get real with pooping stori...
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Episode 60
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1:00:00
TBG #59 - Guilty Pleasures
This week Justin and Kevin talk Guilty Pleasures. From Cyber Stalking Celebs to intimate relationships with inmates, the Gays give you their guiltiest pleasures and give their opinions on America's guiltiest pleasures!This weeks sponsor...
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Episode 59
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49:58
TBG #58 - Coming in Hot: The Hot Takes
This week it's all about the hot takes. The 'Unpopular Opinions', the controversial statements. Buckle up, we're breaking them all down this week!Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pa...
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Episode 58
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1:21:17
TBG #57 - Strega Nona & The Tale of The Mystery Seltzer
This week Kevin and Justin reconnect after an impromptu hiatus! Justin fills us in on her move back to New York and becomes a Southern Belle in the Outer Banks along the way. Kevin jet sets around the US and gets a little thirst for southern bo...
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Episode 57
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1:33:04
TBG #56 - Scary, Sporty, Baby, Ginger, and Boo Hoo
This week, Justin and Kevin become Spice Girls, recap their wedding guest experience, Kevin becomes the Thor of the Gay Community and shoves a Jersey Mike's Sub right up his ass. Justin and Kevin talk their top three of RuPaul's Drag Race and t...
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Episode 56
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1:10:29
TBG #55 - The Salami Sisters are Back in Action!
Hi Gays! The Two Bland Gays are back after a much needed siesta! This week the gays catch up after their time apart. Justin shares some big news about his future, Kevin shares a health update (or lack there of), and recap their feelings about w...
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Episode 55
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1:12:19
TBG #54 - Homo For The HoliGays
Let your Jingles Jangle, Gays! It's the Holiday Season! This week the Gays catch up and discuss all this Christmas and Winter. The Gays talk 'Holiday Movie Must-Watches' and absolute will not watch, Christmas in Florida and Christmas feast requ...
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Episode 54
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56:55